General Motors to replace hundreds of white-collar jobs with poor-decision-making robots

DETROIT, MI- In what can only be described as an inevitable cost-cutting move by the General Motors Corporation, Media Relations head Jeremy Sass has announced plans to let go of 90% of the automaker’s executive staff. The terminated employees will be replaced by robots that are expected to make the same poor decisions that current executives do – but at an increased efficiency and lower cost.
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White Students With Black-Sounding Names Rejoice At Passage of Proposal 2

ANN ARBOR- Following the recent passage of the Michigan Civil Rights Initiative, or Proposal 2, which banned affirmative action programs in higher education, and whose existence guaranteed the Michigan Daily didn't need to cover any other news for at least two months, members of the University’s administration are struggling to find ways to retain racial diversity on campus.

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