Bush Orders Vouchers to Iraq, Air Strikes on Public Schools
DURHAM, NC-Hundreds of mystified teachers, administrators and politicians milled around the rubble of what used to be Grover Cleveland Junior High yesterday morning, vainly trying to make sense of the Air Force's surprise attack on the school late Monday night. The public school was one of 700 around the country destroyed by computer guided B-class Arrowhawk missiles in a strategic action mistaken ... Read more
Administration Reaches New Peak Of Cruel Irony With Shakespeare Gag
The administration of the University of Michigan-long known for playing funny, but hurtful gags upon the student populace, like North Campus and Wolverine Access-has topped itself once again. This time, the University has brought the Royal Shakespeare Company, perhaps the most famous theatrical troupe in the world, within arm's reach of University students, only so that they can point and sneer at ... Read more
Boy Killed by 19" RCA Television Set
BRAGGS, OKLAHOMA - The concept of media-induced violence took what is being called its most disturbing and literal turn last week when an eleven-year-old boy was assaulted and killed by his family's television set. The boy, a sixth grader who "liked TV more than he liked being crushed by heavy things," was pronounced dead in his living room shortly after the incident. The television, a 19" RCA ste ... Read more
Stevie Wonder Calls for an End to "Blind on Blind" Violence
WASHINGTON, DC-The Federal Bureau of Investigation released its yearly crime report last week. Most major crime numbers have decreased, continuing the 12-year trend of a less violent, safer America. The one statistic that stood out, however, was the amount of so-called "blind-on-blind" violence."The general trend seems encouraging," stated University of Ohio Professor of Blind Studies, ... Read more
