Kucinich Proposes Four-Person Democratic Nominee
WASHINGTON D.C,--With the nation's top Democrats wasting time and money attacking each other instead of the Republicans, Congressman Dennis Kucinich unveiled a possible solution at the most recent presidential debate--a four man nominee, codenamed Quadra.Quadra would be composed of the four democrats still actively vying for the presidential nomination--Senator John Kerry of Massachuse ... Read more
Freud Rises From Dead, Tells World 'Sometimes Shit's Just Pointy�
LONDON, ENGLAND--Famous psychoanalyst and cigar aficionado Dr. Sigmund Freud miraculously rose from his grave last Wednesday to clarify his frequently applied theories on psychosexual development, the Libido, and All Things Weenie Shaped. Dr. Freud died in 1939 and was buried in an impressively large womb of a coffin, but felt compelled to return to the living world--or "pull out"--for several rea ... Read more
Military Records Prove Bush WWII Hero
Washington, D.C.--After much scrutiny from Democrats, the White House has released records regarding President Bush's National Guard service. New documents reveal that Bush was a heroic World War II fighter pilot."These documents prove just how much the president has served his country," said White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan. "These rumors of being AWOL are obviously false. ... Read more
