California Continues Not To Get What It Deserves

CALIFORNIA--On December 26th, 2004, a horrific earthquake and subsequent tsunami struck the coast of Thailand, India, and the island of Sri Lanka, leaving hundreds of thousands dead and more than thirty-five million Californians entirely unharmed.

Scientists were baffled by their inability to predict the disaster. �Oh, yeah, we knew [the earthquake] was coming,� said Dr. Schneebler, ... Read more

World Not Buying Bush's "Terrorists Caused The Tsunami" Rationale

WASHINGTON D.C.--As the world comes to the aid of those affected by last month�s tsunami, President Bush has called upon all nations to join the US in defeating the terrorists who caused the disaster. Unfortunately, many nations are reluctant to heed the President�s call because of disagreements over the war in Iraq and the improbability that the tsunami was caused by anything other than an ea ... Read more

Christmas Party Ruined by Awkward Goodbye Hug

he Zampillo family Christmas party couldn�t have gone more splendidly for the first six hours, but an awkward goodbye hug between nineteen-year-old Patrick and his 82-year-old-grandmother, Nana �Nana� Zampillo, threw a wet blanket over the celebration.

Patrick was, at first, apprehensive about whether or not he should even attempt to hug his grandmother, who suffers from a plethor ... Read more

Hey Sis, Thanks For Getting Pregnant And Upstaging My Burt Reynolds Sighting

Dear Sister,

This Christmas, I, Tim Thunderburg, had the chance to give our family a very special gift. No, I�m not talking about togetherness or spiritual meaning or even a turkey deep-fryer. This was to be the Christmas where I, Mr. T. Thunderburg, gave the greatest holiday gift of all, something our family could truly cherish for generations: a hilarious celebrity sighting story. < ... Read more