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Iraqis Launch Nation's First Satirical Newspaper

BAGHDAD, IRAQ�With dictator Saddam Hussein ousted and democracy gaining a foothold analysts are calling �tenuous at best, nonexistent at worst,� Iraqis were introduced to one of the fringe benefits of a superpower-enforced coup this week: uncensored satirical news.

The new satirical paper, The Baghdad Whenever Allah Decrees It, just released its first issue to rave reviews. �The ... Read more

Pfizer Set To Begin Clinical Trials Of YouCanFlyoxx and Billionairex

Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer has announced the start of Phase I clinical trials for two new prescription drugs, tentatively titled YouCanFlyoxx and Billionairex. In the wake of several high profile incidents regarding their products, including a lawsuit over misleading advertisements for Listerine and a complete recall of Vioxx, Pfizer is counting on these cutting edge medicines to help rebuild con ... Read more

Family Doctor Seems To Enjoy Grabbing Your Balls

YOUR HOMETOWN�Dr. Edward N. Phelton, the 58-year-old owner and operator of Sun Mountain Medical Clinic, appeared to enjoy feeling your testicles during a routine physical examination twenty minutes ago. You had not seriously suspected the doctor�s ulterior motives until recently, when your suspicions were awakened by the presence of his smug grin as he began your examination by snapping a rubb ... Read more