Congressman Proposes Ban On Same Sex Divorces

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (R-TN) recently proposed an amendment to the Constitution that would ban same-sex divorces. This proposal is a follow up to the senatorʼs earlier endorsement of an amendment that would define marriage as a union between a man and a woman.

“What I have proposed today is a crucial addition to the Marriage Amendment,” said Sen. Fris ... Read more

Campus Crusade For Christ Invades Near Eastern Studies Office

CAMPUS - The halls of the Frieze Building were filled with screams and the crashing of plate armor as Campus Crusade for Christ finally lived up to its name and invaded the Near Eastern Studies office Tuesday afternoon.

“Weʼve been meaning to carry this out for quite some time,” said the group's leader, Gregory, who refused to give a last name. “The real limiting factors were the ... Read more

Video Store Forces Judge To Remove "The Ten Commandments" From Favorite Picks Shelf

MONTGOMERY, AL—Former Alabama Supreme Court Judge Roy Moore has been forced to remove the film The Ten Commandments from his weekly Blockbuster employee picks rack.

Moore, who caused a fury when he placed a two-ton Ten Commandments monument in the state courthouse, has been working at the video store since being removed from the bench for violating a federal order to remove the monume ... Read more