"Arrogance 101" Cited As Main Cause Of B-School Ranking Decline

CAMPUS - The Ross School of Business slipped in the Wall Street Journal national ranking from first in the country to seventh this past year. According to business recruiters, the decline is due to graduates being "more arrogant than they were in the past."

Professors at the B-School have been quick to point fingers, and many say they may want to reconsider making "Arrogance 101" a pre ... Read more

German Club Suspiciously Allocates Funds For Zeppelin

CAMPUS - The University Of Michigan German Club raised concerns recently after its 2007- 2008 budget submitted to MSA included allocations for the building and maintaining of a hydrogenfueled "Zeppelin".

"Ve don't see vat zee big deal is," German Club President Opfel Kuggenbaumer said . "Ve just were making known to zee campus of zee German Club's activties."

Kuggenbaumer def ... Read more