Coach Rodriguez To Implement New "Spread-Interview" Formation To Set Of Michigan Replay

BIG HOUSE - All of the Ann Arbor cable-access programming world is abuzz with the news that Rich Rodriguez will be implementing his revolutionary "spread-interview" formation to the Michigan Replay set having assumed responsibilities as U-M head coach.

Michigan Replay, a weekly analysis of Wolverine football aired the Sunday morning following a game, has been criticized for growing date ... Read more

Political Science Department Sucks In Another Poor Sap

CAMPUS - U-M freshman Alvin Baker, encouraged by his stimulating Poli Sci 160 Fall course on world politics, has decided to pursue Political Science as his major, unaware that the degree will leave him bitter, confused, and utterly cynical about his ability to influence politics three and a half years from now.
"It was so fun learning about how other governments worked and about the people th ... Read more

2008 Commencement Ceremony Moved To Counseling And Psychological Services Office

CAMPUS - Responding to pressure that Eastern Michigan's Rynearson Stadium, arranged to be the venue for 2008 commencement, was "unacceptable", U-M administrators and students have jointly agreed to move the ceremony to the Counseling And Psychological Services Center, located on the third floor of the Michigan Union.

An agreement was reached late Thursday evening that CAPS, unlike Rynea ... Read more

New Two-Billion Dollar Movie To Star Everyone In Hollywood

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Inspired by the success of blockbuster films Oceans Eleven and 2006 Best Picture winner The Departed, Tinseltown has responded by organizing a massively produced, actor- and actress-rich film that will star literally every famous person in Hollywood in some role or another.

After ten weeks of a crippling strike by the Writers' Guild of America, Miramax Pictures, 20th Cen ... Read more