Wait, dudes, I think I just fathomed the fundamental interconnectedness of all things
By: Brandon Gudger, local stoner
Oh, my God. Hold—hold on, guys, wait, wait. I think I just grasped the fundamental interconnectedness of all things.
It had something to do with this marshmallow Peep in the microwave. Yeah, inflating a Peep in a microwave. Inflating a Peep in the microwave. Inflating a Meep in the picrowave. Was that it? I don’t know, but that sure is funny, what I just said. Feep in the gicrowave. Maybe that has something to do with how everything in this universe is one and the same.
Ok, I was thinking about, what was I saying? Good weed, that’s right, good weed. Incredible. And then I looked at this Jeep exploding in the ficrowave, and then? Something. I’m almost certain it was the proof that everything in the world is exactly the essence of everything else.
Maybe it was about what you just said a second ago, Mark. What was that you said? Oh, right. “Live television.” I remember now, you repeated “live television” about six or seven times. That might have had something to do with my theorem that nothing is itself singular, that all parts make a whole.
We really need to try and remember this, whatever we do. Even if we just sit here on this couch, watching live television, blowing up Peeps in the microwave. We need to remember what it was that proved the fundamental interconnectedness of all things.
Yeah, it had something to do with this marshmallow Peep in the microwave. Yeah, inflating a Peep in a microwave.
Inflating a Peep in the microwave. Inflating a Meep in the picrowave. Was that it? I don’t know, but that sure is funny, what I just said. Feep in the gicrowave. Maybe that has something to do with how everything in this universe is one and the same.
Ok, I was thinking about, what was I saying? Good weed, that’s right, good weed. Incredible. And then I looked at this Jeep exploding in the ficrowave, and then? Something. I’m almost certain it was the proof that everything in the world is exactly the essence of everything else.
Maybe it was about what you just said a second ago, Mark. What was that you said? Oh, right. “Live television.” I remember now, you repeated “live television” about a hundred times. That might have had something to do with my theorem that nothing is itself singular, that all parts make a whole.
We really need to try and remember this, whatever we do. Even if we just sit here on this couch, watching live television, blowing up Peeps in the microwave. We need to remember what it was that proved the fundamental interconnectedness of all things.
Cough.