Point/Counterpoint: Concerning the homeless people having sex behind 315 S. Forest.
This is Disgusting!By Jessica Angdon, Apartment 17
Oh…my…God, are you fucking kidding me?! My father pays $700 a month for this fucking apartment, and there are frigging homeless people having sex underneath my balcony? That is so disgusting!
Honestly, I think I’m going to throw up. How the fuck am I supposed to watch Grey’s Anatomy with this shit going on right outside of my window?!
I should've taken the apartment that didn't face the parking lot with plenty of room to allow homeless people to have sex.
Lord, the least you filthy motherfuckers could do is throw some newspapers over your pasty asses!
This is so fuc…Oh my God, I think he just looked up at me. He looked right at me. I swear to God. I could see, like, all eight of his teeth. Ugh!...Ugh!.. (frantically shakes hands)… Ugh!!! He’s still fucking looking at me!!!!!
“STOP IT YOU GROSS BASTARD!!”
Ok.. settle down, Jess. You really shouldn't yell at him.
Eww, is that Justin from 12 watching this? What kind of sicko would do that? I'm only watching to make sure they don't do it on my ca...OH MY GOD! Get off of that!
For fuck’s sake, I can hear the bastard panting! I do not need this shit after the week I’ve had. God! I’m so sick of this fucking place! I’m getting my deposit back in the morning and moving back into Stockwell. And what the fuck is that squeaking sound?
Oh shit, did I remember to bring Ginger in?
This is Awesome!
By Justin Walsh, Apartment 12
Holy shit, dude! I think the tall homeless dude that sleeps behind Hillel is boning the fat homeless chick that lives behind In-and-Out! Or is it the fat homeless woman who's always at Cafe Rendezvous? I can't tell from here, it's too dark.
Seriously, Brian, wake up and come look at this shit! Oh man, look at him go. Ha ha, it sounds like he’s stirring a bowl of nasty pasta with a rubber spoon! Where did I get that one? Why do you always ask me that? I made it up myself!
Holy shit, I can’t wait to tell Mike, he totally smoked that dude down last August when he came to our porch looking for bottle deposits.
I think he just farted! Ha ha ha, that is so fucking awesome. I almost consider the guy lucky. He doesn't really owe this homeless broad anything, he doesn't need to be clean about it-- he just does his business, and if he farts, he farts.
Oh oh oh! Look at him grab up on her ass, dude! Ha ha ha! My man is riding that shit like it’s a runaway shopping cart full of cans!
Yo, he’s looking up here, dude! Ha ha! (thumbs up, obscene swiping motion with hand) You’re the man! Look at him smilin’ with no teeth and shit, B! Ha ha, what a pimp.
Yo, B, listen... you can hear her fuckin’ ass squeaking against the hood of Jessica’s car! Oh she’s gonna be so pissed. Ha ha, he’s like, waxing the car and that chick’s ass at the same time, dude. My man can fucking multi-task and shit. Ha ha! Man! I fucking love this apartment! I’m definitely gon…
WHHHHOOOOAAAAAAA!!! HOLY SHIT!!! OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!
Bri!! Dude!! Jessie’s fuckin’ dog, Ginger! Hahahahaha!! B, you gotta see this!!!
Oh my God, dude, I can’t believe that little shit can even reach that high, let alone lick that nasty bag! What? No, dude, it’s cool, Jessie’s dog is definitely a chick. This is so crazy dude, I wonder if Jess ca-
HE JUST SHIT ON JESSICA FROM 17'S DOG!
This is the greatest apartment ever!