A Special Note:
Well, it took us seven whole issues, but somebody at the Daily finally took a potshot at us. Yes, buried deep within a bullet list in Chris Kula s March 23rd Weekend, Etc. column, we found this:
Madness is the reality that, even with thousands of dollars of Univer-sity funding, the "Michigan Every Three Weekly" still cannot buy a laugh. (insert a rowdy, "Springer"-eqsue "Ooooh, damn!" here).
We were going to get in the "Springer" spirit by throwing a chair at him and then calling him a bitch, but then we realized something: they fear us now.
Oh, yes, they fear us.
They fear our derisive power and sarcastic wit. They fear our ability to (help) get Hideki elected and (prob-ably) win "Best Thing About A2". But most of all, they fear our pictures of lesbians, which are so much hotter than their annual lesbian "Kiss-in" pictures.
Or maybe Kula just needed another twenty words or so. But you all saw "Contact". You know about Occam's Razor. You know the truth.
They are afraid.