From the E3W Editors...

Well, we've reached the end of another year in the rich, 110-year history of the Every Three Weekly. We've laughed, we've loved, we've pissed off just about everyone, and we got the University to pay for it.

Special 'shout-outs', as the cool kids say, to our graduating seniors, Garth Heutel and Amol Parulekar. Garth showed up to exactly one meeting the whole year and that was the 'emergency' one, but he wrote stuff sufficiently brilliant to overcome our predjudice against the bastard for never coming. 'Twas always a pleasure to 'edit' a Garth article, as it mostly consisted of reading the article and handing it to Mike.

The same cannot be said for Amol, whose proficiency in written English is comparable to that of a blind Vietnamese flower-seller. Nonetheless, his contributions in both drive and overall funny have been second to none. Quite simply, without Amol's bitter insanity this paper would never have gotten past the "Wouldn't It Be Nice" stage.

Anyway, we're done for this year, but we'll be back in the fall to once again sprinkle the campus with sweet smelling flowers and our patented brand of goofy satire. Seeya then.