Meeting With Satan Goes Surprisingly Well
Satan: The Prince of Lies, the Accuser, Lucifer, Star of countless horror movies, the general of a horde of unholy legions, the most evil being in the universe.
But according to LS and amp,A junior Sandoval Reed, Satan was "just swell" at his English 317 office hours. "He was really helpful," said Reed. "I feel a lot more confident about my paper now. It was a little disjointed before, but now I think it's pretty good. And he didn't even want my soul or anything. Just a coke."
Reed was nervous about the meeting, but said that, all things considered, it went pretty well. "I don't think he recycled the can, though," said Reed. "I saw him devour it with his soot-black fangs--he crammed it down his infernal gullet and let out a great belch of triumph. The vault of heaven trembled and then was still. Waiting."
Satan then suggested that Reed reconstruct several sentences which had awkward phrasing and told Reed that he was making progress with his critical writing skills.
When reached for comment, Satan expressed disappointment that the coke machine was out of diet.