Letters to the Editor
All of the following letters are real. If you see your letter printed here and would like a bumper sticker, please stop by the UAC office and pick one up. Have something you want to say or ask? Email us at threeweeks.letters@umich.edu.
From: julieiro@umich.edu
Subject: and lt,no subject and gt,
Dear Every Three Weekly,
I was offended by your animal rights activists article. Animal rights activists are concerned about the real suffering of animals in the production of fur and meat and in animal experimentation. I know that the article about Harry Potter is satirical, but articles like these only feed into the myth that animal rights activists are "crazy".
Julie Rothman
We apologize. We now realize it is wrong to make fun of the abuse of magical creatures. From now on we will only make fun of abusing real creatures, which is always good for a chuckle.
From: sheehanm@engin.umich.edu
Subject: kissing lesbians
who are the hot chicks that are making out in your article about making your own valentine? where did you get the picture? oh yeah and the article was pretty funny too.
An engineer telling us he likes our articles and our lesbians. This is why we do what we do. This is how we know it's all worthwhile.
From: E-Ric and lt,emunn@umich.edu and gt,
Subject: Hot Pic
Hey,
I just wanted to say that your recent "E3W Guide to Making Your Own Valentine" was not only funny but also had an extremely dirty hot picture w/it. I was just wondering what movie/tv show/broadway play that it is from so I can see it for myself.
Thanks,
Eric
PS: This is what the alphabet would look like if Q and R were missing.
We've gotten several letters over the past month. Only two have been on the same subject: hot girls kissing. And we thought our niche was comedy. Anyway, to answer your question, it's from the television show Touched by an Angel. That was a good episode. If you think that's hot, you should see the scene with Della Reese.
From: Adam Robertson and lt,adammr@umich.edu and gt,
Subject: Every Three MONTHLY?
Here have you guys been?...love the paper (when it comes out!)...adam
Adam Robertson
We've been locked away, looking high and low for more lesbian pictures on the internet. So far, we've found 294,302,104,497 photos. But we know we can do better.
From: Lisa1357@aol.com
Subject: the next E3W?
When does the next E3W come out?
Right now.