Now's The Time We Go Away

But We'll Be Back Another Day!

Yes, that's right, folks, year two, er... year one hundred and eleven of the E3W is in the books. We've written, um, around 130 articles this year, and we'll be honest: some of those were very, very good, and others were only very good. No one is perfect.

But, anyway, even the editors of the E3W-the evilest of the evil E3W staff-are prone to the sentimental goodbye, and here it is. I'm Brian, and I hope I speak for Mike and Amol too when I say that founding and editing the E3W has probably been the most interesting and important part of the whole "college experience."

But there is a time for everything, and a time to close your eyes and shoot everything because it's become rabid, and I must regret to inform you that we, the current editors of the E3W, are indeed rabid. It is only a matter of time before we are put down, but we plan to leave the E3W in a much better state than Drew Henson left the football team.

So, it's time to meet the new editors:

Editor In Chief Paul Malewitz
Associate Editors Yoni Brenner, Brian Clarke, Rich Cantley
Layout Editor Carl Grant
Online Editor Andrew de los Reyes

We have the utmost confidence that they will piss off just as many people as we did, but hopefully in new and interesting ways. To my knowledge, they are also all single, ladies, so snap 'em up while you can.

There is one last item to attend to, and that is the departure of our single senior-who's-not-going-to-grad-school-here, Kit Nicholls. Kit was largely responsible for the strangest things in the paper, like the Guides with the strange lingo, the opinions that weren't ours, and robots loving malt liquor. We shall miss his strangeness and undeniably excellent writing skills, but most of all we shall miss his propensity to threaten physical violence against Raffi.

The only fitting tribute to this man is to display the worst picture ever taken of him, wherein he looks quite like an old drunken Zack Morris. Enjoy.

Mike, Amol, and I will still be here next year, just not running things, so no humiliating pictures of us yet. You'll just have to wait.

Finally, and I really mean it this time, I would like my last official act as E3W editor to be a thank you to Mike and Amol, without whom the E3W would simply never have existed. Thanks, guys.

Check us out next year and on the web this summer! Coming soon, new weekly web exclusive articles... that's right! New! On the web! Yowza! www.everythreeweekly.com.