Bush Twins See 600% Increase In Hate-Fuckings

In the weeks following their father�s electoral victory over John Kerry, twins Jenna and Barbara Bush are reporting a staggering increase in the frequency of hate-fueled penetration. Early estimates by the twins have the increase as high as 600 percent over the course of the last month, though they admit the number could be even higher if they were able to remember certain sexual encounters forgotten on the count of binge drinking and narcotics abuse.

�We�re really getting fucked hard these days,� said Jenna. �I could barely walk during the week after the election. Now, admittedly, even a pleasant, gentle night with an entire Longhorn defensive secondary would do that, but I think some of those guys were really upset.�

Barbara echoed her sister. �Look, I�ve been fucked in the ass before, but it was always out of love. Some of these guys in this past month have really been pumping away with a vengeful, vindictive fury, and seriously, if I get it blown in my eye again I�m going to start wearing chemistry goggles.�

The sisters, dismayed by the continuing trend, have expressed hope that gradually slightly less than half of the country�s burning hatred of their father will fade away and allow their promiscuous sex lives to continue without the fear of soreness or any sort of blinding semen accident. For one, this reporter both doesn�t foresee that happening and has dibs on the fat one.