Want Me To Go Get You Five Or Six More Beers?
by Trevor TJ Johnson
Hey, it looks like you�ve just about topped that one off. Want me to go get you five or six more beers? I mean, the line to the keg is pretty long, so it would make sense to stock up like that.
No? Okay. Just let me know when you want me to go get you more beer. Because I�ve been working out, so I can kind of push through the line to get at the keg, and�
YOYO J.C.! HOLLA! WORD, DAWG! THIS PARTY IS PACKED TIGHT WITH ILL BITCHES! AIGHT BRO, PEACE!
Heh, sorry about that. That was my boy Ben. We call him J.C. because he kind of looks like Jesus and nicknames kick ass. He pledged with me. Did I mention I�m in a frat? I am. To me, Greek life keeps this campus together.
But enough about me. What do you want to study here? Art history? But aren�t those classes filled with fag�I mean, uh, that�s cool! Yeah. Art history�s pretty ballin�. Like that dude who made that statue of that naked guy. I mean he shoulda put clothes on him�I�m not cool with that, believe me�but it�s still cool how he carved him out of stone or whatever. I�m in the B-school, myself. So I got that going for me.
Are you sure you don�t want any more beer? If you do, like I said, just let me know. You�re in college now�it�s time to let loose and just go nuts and shit.
YO JILL! YOUR ASS LOOKS HOT TONIGHT!
That�s my girl, Jill. She was my bro Derek�s chick before, but then he did too much coke and threw a cinderblock at her. It didn�t hit her, but that still wasn�t cool of him. At all. She wanted to get on me once, but I was like, �Dude, no�that would not be cool since you�re with Derek.� I definitely take relationships and shit like that seriously�you could say I�m a one-woman man.
Want some of my beer? I still got a good amount left, but I think I�m gonna go get a fresh one. While I�m up there, I�ll get you a few, too, if that�s cool.
Sweet. Here you go. I�ll be right back.