Mr. Bucket Pulled From Shelves for Gay Undertones

Early in December 2004, Milton Bradley�s Mr. Bucket children�s game was pulled out of department stores across the nation. The reason stated was due to its theme song�s rather homosexual implications. What is little known is that the real reason it was pulled was due to a video recording which leaked on onto the internet of an encounter between a certain sex-starved U of M Engineering student and the bucket in question. The following is an exact transcript of what happened that evening in a cold, boob-less dorm on North Campus...

Engineer: Hey little fella, what�s your name?

Mr. Bucket: I�m Mr. Bucket.

Engineer: Gee, that�s swell. What do I do with you?

Mr. Bucket: You put your balls in my mouth.

Engineer: I don�t know. I usually at least buy my other girlfriends dinner first.

Mr. Bucket: I�m Mr. Bucket.

Engineer: I know, you told me. And I lied � I�ve never had a girlfriend.

Mr. Bucket: Your balls pop out of my mouth.

Engineer: Really? That sounds like it hurts.

Mr. Bucket: I�m Mr. Bucket.

Engineer: I know, I know. And I put my balls in your mouth.

Mr. Bucket: Wee!

Engineer: Don�t turn me on like that.

Mr. Bucket: We�re all gonna run.

Engineer: You might lose an eye.

Mr. Bucket: I�m Mr. Bucket.

Engineer: You�ve been tested, right?

Mr. Bucket: Buckets of fun!

Engineer: You don�t say much, do you?

Mr. Bucket: I�m...

Engineer: Mr. Bucket. Right, got it.

Mr. Bucket: [Pause] So are we gonna do this or not?

Engineer: Yeah. Do you like to be on top or bottom?

Milton Bradley has no comments at this time. Police are currently searching for someone with a large yellow smiley face imprinted on their genitals.