Blockbuster Movie Inspires Overly In-Depth Conversation

Pirates metaphor called "debonair...if you're a manchild"

SPRESSO ROYALE, STATE ST- Two self-proclaimed movie afficionados recently launched into a conversation about the movie Pirates of the Caribbean, declaring that it was "hardly the On the Waterfront of our generation."

"Granted, the movie was plush with symbology," said Luca DeLoins. "But are we supposed to believe that the pirate ship was a perfect isotope to the sardonic minimalism of 20th century drama?"

"Well, excusez-moi for my dissent," DeLoins vaingloriously added.

DeLoins's friend Air Marcheske disagreed with Deloins's point of view with a dismissive wave of his gaunt, pale hand and a sly, lizardine grin.

"I fail to concur," Marcheske said. "I find an inherent qualm in attempting to over-generalize on a conviction as a priori as one finds in Jack Sparrow."

The two then nodded concernedly and sipped their espresso, scanning the room for a woman with a good set of tits.

"Furthermore," DeLoins continued, "one wonders just what the goal was of having a ship with black sails, when they were clearly attempting a Babylonian revival."

"Unless it was a Bergman citation," he mused. "But even then it makes one's bile rise."

Marcheske, replete with drink, then vomited into his own lap.