In my three years writing for this paper, I’ve had some good times. Made some friends. Had some laughs. Scratched a lil’ creative itch. There are a lot of things to remember fondly. So you might ask — given the chance, would I do it all again?...

I’m sure this won’t come as a shock to my cohorts on this paper, but The Every Three Weekly has always been a distant second in my heart to Groove. It’s been fun being a writer, and being an editor has given me the unique opportunity to force...

Looking back on my time at this university, I’m reminded of all the fun times I’ve had, all the people I’ve met, and all the places I’ve called home. I’m also reminded of my time working on this paper, which I’ll probably look back on...

I never believed in revenge, until I was dumped at the Cube in the bitter cold. I was crushed when my then-boyfriend told me that he “doesn’t get my humor” and we “have nothing in common” and he “isn’t doing my Spanish homework...

In my years as an RA on this campus, I have reaped a great many pearls of wisdom about the workings, corrupt and clandestine, of our institution. I now pass on the highlights to forthcoming generations of Umich students for posterity. Here they are:...

Hey, sorry this took so long. I’m so glad to have been in Every Three Weekly! You’re all the bomb. Anyway, When I was in seventh grade I started my first band: The Black Stone Devils. We had a couple of EP’s that we put together on...

Dear me, You’re probably filling out your Every Three Weekly application! Good for you. Save your energy though, because you won’t be accepted onto the paper until your senior year. Listen, little one, you just haven’t gone through enough...