Funny Guy Treats Hallmates To Funny Jokes About Dumbledore Being Gay

MARKLEY - Freshman Alex Norris is at it again!

The comically endowed Funnypoet of Fifth Van Tyne House once again had his hallmates in stitches of laughter last week, a month after hearing the news that Dumbledore, beloved headmaster of Hogwarts from the book series Harry Potter, was a homosexual.

"I guess that explains why he liked Harry so much!" exclaimed the Maestro.

The room filled with laughter as rounded, post-pubescent shoulders doubled over in giggles, Norris standing a Funnyking amidst his serfdom.

"This fucking guy, man," wheezed hallmate and friend Paul Morro between fits of stifled laughter. "I swear to God, I don't know where he gets this stuff."

"He should totally write for Craig Ferguson."

Norris, who once famously proclaimed himself "King of the World" with arms outstretched while standing atop a playscape at Jefferson Elementary School during the months following the debut of the hit movie Titanic, has always had a gift for topical comedy.

"It just comes to me, I guess," grinned Norris mischieviously, turning to his eager fans. "Watch this."

"Hey I bet Dumbledore really liked Harry's wand!" Norris cried as the room fucking exploded, bodies falling to the floor, cups of smuggled beer overturned in helpless displays of hilarity-induced spasming, faces melting into agonized heaps of skin, unable to keep their composure in the face of the comedic fallout.

Norris, who is failing Economics 101, has yet to touch a woman in an intimate fashion.

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