Everything In House Gradually Ending Up In Dave's Room

CAMPUS - Housemates at Dave's 1412 Geddes pad recently reported that they couldn't help noticing the gradual disappearance of stuff from the collective living room over the past couple of months.

Notable items such as the house football, the small fridge, the 32-inch Panasonic plasma TV, and the Playstation III have all slowly disappeared from the living room premises, only to reappear adorning Dave's room, a source close to the Dave situation said.

"It all started in late September when we were looking for the football, and someone said they saw Dave take it to his room the night of the Elm Street block party," the source, who asked to remain anonymous, related.

"Nobody seemed to mind since the air pump was in Dave's room. We thought he was doing us a favor."

But the gesture of goodwill went unfulfilled, and the football, according to all reports, still remains in Dave's room.

"After a while, I guess we forgot we ever had a football."

Housemates were also willing to quietly depart with the small refrigerator they ganked from the neighbors' garbage, "since Dave was the one who always kept it stocked with his shitty beer anyway."

But the disappearance of commodities reportedly reached new heights after Dave's idea to "hold an entire party in his bedroom."

"Naturally, we thought it was a hilarious idea to hold our annual 'Welcome to November' party in Dave's bedroom for the whole night. I mean, who would be crazy enough to do that?"

"Dave."

But the decision to also move the Panasonic TV into Dave's room "to keep the Florida State/BC game on" reportedly backfired.

"There's been no sign of that TV since," the source reports.

Housemates say the last straw occurred last week, when Dave announced he was unhooking the Playstation III and moving it to his room "for the night."

"We had a whole evening of NCAA '08 planned out, but Dave insisted that he and his girlfriend had to watch 'The Notebook' on Blu-Ray for their anniversary."

In the end, Dave's claims that "he was going to buy us out of our share of the PS III when we all graduated," won the night.

"One of these days, we'll ask Dave to maybe let us get our stuff back," the source promised.

Dave could not be reached for comment, as he was busy figuring out the best place in his bedroom to fit a Kenmore 5-Stage Dishwasher.

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