Assholes Demand The Man Show Change Its Name

"We're not just men, we're fuckin' assholes!" says asshole

Claiming that the show's name is just not specific enough, the assholes who make up the entirety of The Man Show audience recently held a protest demanding that the show change its name.

"That title is an insult," said one asshole. "Not all men are like us. There are actually some men out there, mostly the gays, who drink in moderation, are only kinda into sports, and think "girls on trampolines" is degrading, although they still enjoy watching them. We don't want to be lumped in the same category as those pussies."

"They should put the word 'asshole' right in the title," continued the asshole. "We shouldn't be ashamed of who we are. We should be proud to say, 'Yes, I like Craig Kilborn. I have every Limp Bizkit CD. I use the word 'laid' a lot. Say it loud, I'm an asshole and I'm proud!'"

"Our demands are modest," said the asshole. "We want a new title, a formal apology, and for Sarah Silverman to stop dating Jimmy Kimmel. What is she doing with that guy? He's such an asshole!"

Suggested new titles for the show include The Asshole Show, The Fuckin' Asshole Show, The Goddamn Super-Fuckin' Asshole Show, and The Howard Stern Show.

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