A Note From the Editor

It's fall in Ann Arbor. The leaves will soon begin to amaze us with beautiful non-green colors, football is being played in the Big House, classes are still in that fun, novel, no-real-work-due-yet stage, and a new Every Three Weekly is on the stands.

If this is your first encounter with our fine publication, you may be feeling a bit disoriented. When you accepted this paper from some crazy person on the Diag, you were probably under the impression that you had either scored some more free coupons or one of the many serious hard-hitting publications produced here in the politically charged university environment. Then you started reading and thought "What the hell? Are they just making this stuff up?" Yes, yes we are making this stuff up. But not in the "scandal that rocked the New York Times" sense but rather the "real news is boring so let's make up funny stories" sense. In other words, you have stumbled upon the campus satire paper. Enjoy.

If this is not your first time reading the Every Three Weekly, welcome back. You should already have some idea of what's going on with this paper, so don't waste my time asking for a longer introduction letter segment for yourselves. Sorry, that was harsh. I'll just end by saying we, the Every Three Weekly, remain committed to fake journalistic excellence. Keep reading.

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