Letters to the Editor

All of the following letters are real. If you see your letter printed here and would like a bumper sticker, please stop by the UAC office and pick one up. Have something you want to say or ask? Email us at threeweeks.letters@umich.edu.

Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2003 From: Simply Emo (Carlos) <simplyemo@cox.net> Subject: Letter To The Editor from Avid E3W Reader Hello E3Wers I never thought that I'd ever write a letter to the editor but, well here I am. I just wanted to thank you all so much for the laughs, the anger, and the entertainment you all bring me which makes Trig class half bearable. You're wit and subtle humor is not lost on this young soul, no sir; never forget the global impact your paper brings on the possibly millions who read it, waiting anxiously for the next edition. How long the summer seemed without a new edition, but huh-zah! You witty bunch are back for another year of laughs. Thank you; you're brilliance will be noted throughout the ages. (Carlos Gomez) Orange County, CA PS: You people are epitome of journalistic benevolence to human race.

Stop it, you're embarrassing us. No, wait don't stop. It's nice to know our paper reaches out to people, and distracts them from academic pursuits. Your comment means so much to us, especially because we know just how good of a judge of character a Californian like yourself can be. By the way, hope you enjoy Schwarzenegger and his Confetti Cannon of Political Knowledge.

Date: Thu, 25 Sep 2003 From: JONATHAN JOSEF KINKEL <jjkinkel@wisc.edu> Subject: hey hey what happened,how come there aren't any issues this year one the web? did uac bail out? what is going on? later, jj kinkel

What is going on is you must have a really slow internet connection, because the new issue was on the web as of your email. If you were looking for new issues plural that would have been impossible because this is issue here is the second one of the year. UAC still loves us and continues to benevolently nurture us. We will forever suck on the life-giving teat that is UAC. Yay UAC!

Date: Thu, 18 Sep 2003 From: Peng Michael Shao <pshao@umich.edu> Subject: about the Joey Harrington article Hey,I just read your article where Joey Harrinton and Charles Rogers play the entire Lions team. In it, you corrected Joey Harrington to say "Charles and [I] against everybody." Technically, it should be "Charles and [me] against everybody", because you wouldn't say "I against everybody" you would say "me against everybody", unless you are speaking in ebonics. In which case, I be out. Cheers, Michael

You would not say "where," in the first line of your e-mail. You would say in "which" -- unless you are a douche bag.

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