I’m Just Looking for a Juicy Piece of Ass Tonight
By: A Mosquito
Excuse me, you wouldn’t happen to have seen any fine, scantily-clad women walking by recently, have you? Forgive me for being so forward, but all I want to do tonight is stick it in a nice ass.
To be honest, I haven’t gotten any ass in the longest time. Certainly, there is much to appreciate about the female body. Those thighs, breasts, and faces are all quite delectable, I assure you. In addition, I’ve had my share of men in the past, I must admit. However, you as well as I know that there is no better feeling than returning home after penetrating a nice, tender ass. As such, you could hardly blame me for engaging on this late-night quest to get some female ass.
Regrettably, people often label me sub-human because of the way in which I single-mindedly pursue juicy, young females in their prime. Believe me, I wish I could be more well-rounded a creature. I long that I could sit down with a nice young lady, drink a cup of coffee with her, and ask her about her family life. However, I’m not so lucky. It’s as if I am programmed by nature to look only at the physical aspects of the women I pursue. I’ll just be minding my own business one night when, all of a sudden, my subconscious rises up and declares, “Go stick in that fine young woman walking by!” And off I go. As much as my conscious mind might protest, “That’s somebody’s daughter!” I find myself unable to stop. It’s as if I have no control over my actions.
So by now, you must understand my dilemma. I have a terrible craving to “eat out” tonight, if you catch my drift, and I was hoping you could tell me where I might find a hot, juicy piece of ass. There is no need to fret over the women I pursue, for I have been tested countless times, and I assure you that I am free of all transmittable diseases.
Oh wait! Here comes a fine young specimen now. You must excuse me, for I believe I shall get lucky tonight!
Hey baby, where you goin’?